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PresidentMuffinMan
Age / Gender:
n/a, Male
Location:
Your childhood Piggy Bank
Joined:
7/31/07
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How do I face life, you ask? With an arsenal of sarcastic remarks and silly stories, a middle finger at the ready, and look on my face that makes me look like I actually know what I'm doing. (above picture not by me, the URL leads to my blog)

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Level 10 Blank Slate
Normal Whistle
Ranked as Safety Patrol

Contact Info / Websites

  1. theblairapple.wordpress.com theblairapple.wordpress.com

Recent Game Medals

Endeavor 5 Points Fall to the world below. Go to game.
Good Decision 5 Points Decide to play the game. Go to game.
SECRET MEDAL 5 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Go to game.
Combo Madness 10 Points Do a 6 kill combo Go to game.
Strike! 10 Points Kill 4 enemies with 1 bowling ball Go to game.
Jolly Killing 5 Points Kill 100 enemies Go to game.
Man Handler 5 Points Kill an enemy with your fist Go to game.
A WINNER IS YOU 25 Points Beat the game. Go to game.
Binary Abacist 50 Points Collect all of the tally beads. Go to game.
Archaeologist 25 Points Collect at least 18 artifacts. Go to game.

Total Medals Earned: 139 (From 32 different games.)

Latest News

As stated above, I does simply love it. Every hoax is is funny and original, and though I doubt that anything will top the "Now Accepted In China!" gag for a long time, I will always love coming on Newgrounds on April 1st.<p>%u2248%u2248%u2248</p>